Dear 5th grader,
I would like to give you some advice which will help you in your future endeavor in middle school. First of all, remember that there are different buses for elementary school and middle school. I know that you are very unhappy in the morning because you have to wake up early and go to the bus stop with closed eyes. Just don't go to elementary school, they don't like you anymore.
When you are at your new school, remember one thing: don't look left. You will see your principal if you do. This person is too curious. They can ask you about different things. For example: What are you doing in the school at 9 pm? It will be hard to explain that you slept so long during your last class and just regained consciousness.
Another good piece of advice: Never participate in any musical activities. They can find out that you are as talented as Beethoven and will never leave you alone.
So be happy and sleep well. Bye.
