Sunday, January 15, 2017

Great Physicist And Cat

Image result for maxwell physics cat  My name is Maxim, which means "greatest". This name came from the Roman family name "Maximus". Today I realized that I don't like my name because I have to write this blog post about it. I have no idea what to write about, but I will try.
   I know that there are names similar to mine. For example, short names like Max. When I hear this I don't want it to be attributed to me. I feel that I deserve the full version of my name. However, I like the name "Maxwell" because it belongs to James Clerk Maxwell, who was a Scotland physicist famous for his work in electricity.
   Sometimes I hate my name. It happens early in the morning on school days. My mother enters my room and tells me "Maxim, WAKE UP!". And at this particular moment, I hate my name.
   I want to say something about my cat but my cat has to relation to my name because his name is Toby and he can't even pronounce my name correctly.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Seaweed and bees


There are two different kinds of food: healthy food and food you actually can enjoy eating. I always wonder why healthy food has to be things like broccoli, whole grain bread or the seaweed that I keep finding in my soup for some unknown reason. My mom claims that it is cabbage but I don't believe her. However, there are some healthy foods that I actually do enjoy eating like raspberries and persimmons.
I wish chocolate and ice cream were healthy foods and broccoli was unhealthy. They taste much better and are much more filling than healthy food. You can eat a plate of broccoli and still be hungry while if you eat a chocolate bar, you will feel full.
Bees have much better healthy food choices than humans. They can eat sweet honey all day while people have to eat things like cucumbers. But I also feel sorry for them because they can't eat chocolate, which is the best food. Sometimes, I wish I were a giant chocolate-eating bee that could turn vegetables into chocolate.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

My Future Gift

Parents sometimes give their kids a science kit (for example, physics or chemistry) as a gift. But I want a science kit from the future. I think it will include a nuclear generator, a powerful laser, a couple pounds of antimatter, and of course a spaceship. The nuclear generator will generate power in my house (maybe in my city too). It will also heat water in lake Michigan and we will finally have tropical jungles instead of winters. I will use the laser to defend against attacks by aliens who will try to steal my cat. I have seen many times in alien movies that aliens love cats as much as I love chocolate. I don't know what to do with the antimatter, but it sounds fun. I will use the spaceship to go to school with a stop on Mars because the spaceship is supposed to go to space and then back. I hope that my science kit will help aliens replace cats in their diets with squirrels or other rats.