Sunday, February 19, 2017

My Music

I have mixed feelings about music. I like to listen to loud music when I am in a car and the car is going fast. However, there are situations when I don't like music at all. My mom likes to listen to Nirvana when she is cleaning the house. My cat hates this group. When he hears it, he always runs and hides. And I feel the same. When my sister sings, I don't like music at all. She thinks that she can sing very well. She is wrong about this. She believes so much in her singing abilities that she singed up for chorus. And she is very surprised that she never was chosen as a solo singer. Maybe she will improve over time. If I had to have a job in music, I would choose to be a music critic. I think I would be good at it.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

The Wall

Dear Mr. President,
I don't think the wall that you plan on building between the US and Mexico to stop illegal immigrants will work. Just like when the Berlin wall was built, people from East Germany could find other ways to get across. They just climbed over the wall so guards were placed on towers to shoot anyone passing over the wall. I hope that American soldiers aren't going to shoot Mexican citizens. In Berlin, people found a way to get through: they just dug tunnels. In modern times, with the advancement in technology there now is equipment that can quickly dig very long tunnels. It is easy to imagine that a new type of business will appear in Mexico: many people will start digging tunnels to the US and sell tickets to pass through the border. Therefore, I think that the wall will not be effective and the money spent on this wall should be spent on something useful.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Great Physicist And Cat

Image result for maxwell physics cat  My name is Maxim, which means "greatest". This name came from the Roman family name "Maximus". Today I realized that I don't like my name because I have to write this blog post about it. I have no idea what to write about, but I will try.
   I know that there are names similar to mine. For example, short names like Max. When I hear this I don't want it to be attributed to me. I feel that I deserve the full version of my name. However, I like the name "Maxwell" because it belongs to James Clerk Maxwell, who was a Scotland physicist famous for his work in electricity.
   Sometimes I hate my name. It happens early in the morning on school days. My mother enters my room and tells me "Maxim, WAKE UP!". And at this particular moment, I hate my name.
   I want to say something about my cat but my cat has to relation to my name because his name is Toby and he can't even pronounce my name correctly.

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Seaweed and bees


There are two different kinds of food: healthy food and food you actually can enjoy eating. I always wonder why healthy food has to be things like broccoli, whole grain bread or the seaweed that I keep finding in my soup for some unknown reason. My mom claims that it is cabbage but I don't believe her. However, there are some healthy foods that I actually do enjoy eating like raspberries and persimmons.
I wish chocolate and ice cream were healthy foods and broccoli was unhealthy. They taste much better and are much more filling than healthy food. You can eat a plate of broccoli and still be hungry while if you eat a chocolate bar, you will feel full.
Bees have much better healthy food choices than humans. They can eat sweet honey all day while people have to eat things like cucumbers. But I also feel sorry for them because they can't eat chocolate, which is the best food. Sometimes, I wish I were a giant chocolate-eating bee that could turn vegetables into chocolate.

Sunday, January 8, 2017

My Future Gift

Parents sometimes give their kids a science kit (for example, physics or chemistry) as a gift. But I want a science kit from the future. I think it will include a nuclear generator, a powerful laser, a couple pounds of antimatter, and of course a spaceship. The nuclear generator will generate power in my house (maybe in my city too). It will also heat water in lake Michigan and we will finally have tropical jungles instead of winters. I will use the laser to defend against attacks by aliens who will try to steal my cat. I have seen many times in alien movies that aliens love cats as much as I love chocolate. I don't know what to do with the antimatter, but it sounds fun. I will use the spaceship to go to school with a stop on Mars because the spaceship is supposed to go to space and then back. I hope that my science kit will help aliens replace cats in their diets with squirrels or other rats.

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Thankful stuff

        There are many things for which I’m thankful. I am thankful for my family, my mother, father and sister. I am especially thankful for my younger because she did not destroy my computer yet. Also I am thankful for my cat, Toby, because he never bites me and thinks that he is an alarm clock and wakes me up every morning. Also I am thankful for the people who created computers because they are interesting. I would like to thank Samsung as well in spite of its unreasonable prices for its laptops and tablets. I am thankful for my GoPro because it records fish and other things that are underwater very well. I am thankful for the ability to be thankful.

Sunday, September 25, 2016

Albert Einstein and Toby the cat

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I have a cat named Toby. He is 4 years old and during these 4 years he dreamed of catching a nice little squirrel. So far he tried to catch it hundreds of times but failed. Squirrels run faster and jump higher than Toby. Also he is not an experienced cat and he makes a lot of mistakes. But he keeps trying and I'm sure sooner or later maybe in another 4 years he will manage to catch one of them. It will be a new and plesant experience for my cat. And then I will tell him what Albert Einstein said: A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.